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missbhavens:

Real conversations with my husband #4 IN WHICH I prove that I am completely incapable of talking dirty properly, particularly in txt form. 
a) I can’t do much better than “Sweet Sweet penis” in the voice of Homer Simpson and
2) I can’t stay on topic long enough to make it worthwhile. After thirty seconds I’ve moved on to bicycle maintenance. 

missbhavens:

Real conversations with my husband #4 IN WHICH I prove that I am completely incapable of talking dirty properly, particularly in txt form. 

a) I can’t do much better than “Sweet Sweet penis” in the voice of Homer Simpson and

2) I can’t stay on topic long enough to make it worthwhile. After thirty seconds I’ve moved on to bicycle maintenance. 

 
  1. thatfunnygirllauren reblogged this from missbhavens and added:
    I feel like Lucas...would have this same conversation
  2. enjen reblogged this from missbhavens
  3. annieisms said: I am a fan of this marriage lol.
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